how do i do this?

Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?

I figured it wasn’t dyshidrosis, but after reading about your experience I am definitely giving it more consideration.

lol

Maybe… Can athlete’s foot last for longer than a year without spreading to a different part of the body?

Men should pour all their energy into their job, so they can earn money to support their family with. Men should not worry about spending enough time with their children, as working hard is the best way to show them that you care about them. Besides, being with children is what women are there for.

The result of this idea is that there are now a metric fuckton of movies about workaholic dads who don’t show up to their sons’ baseball games, only for contrived magical realism events to change their minds and convince them that family is more important.

He was actually behind the times, he didn’t realize it was already ancient

I guess you could say it was a smashing success

I’m just gonna say “death to _” about anything that mildly annoys me now

yes!!! 😊

this is the bug equivalent of those memes about wolves becoming pugs

i am an evolutionary biologist and i can confirm this is what happened

🤓

how is babby made how fish get prangnent

real

Medieval king bragging about having a monk who can levitate in his royal court: “clearly you don’t own an air friar”

So basically any Metal Gear character?

TIL I’m an extremist terrorist

Readers added context they thought people might want to know:

Either these couches are really tiny, or room in this image is really big. It looks like the room is like six times the size of my college dorm. If the rest of the house is similarly sized, it’s probably also insanely fucking expensive. middle school gymnasium ass room

Here’s what OP assumed you knew they meant to say:

TAYLOR SWIFT IS HETEROSEXUAL

just in case it wasn’t fucking clear