And so it begins. Pretty soon we’re gonna have a black market egg cartel.

I don’t know how he even saw anything. I heard she was in a racing car, passing by

Guillotines for kings

Y’all mothafuckers clearly can’t sense sarcasm lol

I’m disappointed in Dave grohl

Nice try, foreign agent.

On the bright side, at least planned obsolescence isnt in the auto industry???

FOMO is a bitch

Avocado, nuts, fish, kombucha

Its used as the nonstick coating

Sounds great, let’s ban it in every form except the one we literally eat…

Hes not

…I should start growing corn

I…sincerely thought dragons den was a fake parody show of shark tank that the trailer park boys made up…

I mean come on… Fucking dragons den?!

USA #1!!!

Is this for actual wasabi or the green dyed horseradish that you get everywhere?