And sometimes a video game is just a video game.

It’s hard being loved by jerks.

So…where’s the laughs? 🤷 Where’s the ironic, comedic observation usually present in comic strips? 🤔 Am I being obtuse?

…otherwise known as The Reddit Exodus of '23.

Plunk your magic twanger, Froggy!
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“I won’t go schizo, will I?”

“It’s a distinct possibility.”

Anger or hatred is like the fisherman’s hook. It is very important for us to ensure that we are not caught by it. – Gautama Buddha
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Just to suck the life out of this (yet another) hilarious vignette, did you know, according to the data gathered by defenders.org, in the United States more people are killed by cows than wolves?! The UK-based theconversation.com has a webpage advising how to stay safe around a killer herd!

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Workers of The World…Relax!
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Oh, well then…everything’s cool.

What We Want Now
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When was the last time you had USD$10B? Next you’re gonna defend Mackenzie Scott’s hard-earned USB$34B, I suppose.

What We Want Now
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Indeed. Now she has only ca. USD$11B left over to survive with. She can buy only five, possibly six Sentinel ICBMs.

What We Want Now
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What’s everybody getting so perturbed about? Geez. Isn’t this just like when an ethnic group uses an ethnic slur within their own circle? 🤣

admitting homosexual men into seminaries

Ooh, like that’s never happened before in the entire history of the Holy See. 🙄

Stay sick, scratch glass, turn blue, climb walls…but don’t get caught!
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Why? Is there more than one kind?

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Schadenfreude much? 🤔

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Does anyone speak hairdresser?

No. Not even hairdressers speak hairdresserese. Like drummers, hairdressers/stylists/barbers will all appear as if all their attention is 100% on your description but they are thinking about something within their social circle (hence the real concern on their face). Like drummers, if there isn’t some kind of natural affinity between you and who cuts your hair, you will never get what you’re looking for.

That said, many clients haven’t the proverbial “faintest idea” of what actually works for their face shape and stylists, if they’re not suffering too strong of a hangover 🤣, do try to work within those confines.

You can only go in with your remarkably clear and detailed description —still open to interpretation as your hairstyle is not an airplane fuselage, with precise measurements and tolerances—in hand and still hope for the best. Apologies for the length of this reply.

DISCLAIMER: my ex-wife was and still is a fine hair stylist.

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Awww…Count Floyd 🧛‍♂️ 😢

I often find it close knit wit.

I’d just like my pre-0.19.x Prev button back, please.

After (as of this reply) eight hours, you have produced nothing more than anecdotal evidence if not outright invented. I must assume at this point you are spreading disinformation for whatever your goals may be to that end.

Thank you for wasting everybody’s time.

OK, I’ll bite. You got something more substantial than “I read it on the internet” to back that up? One reputable source on your accusation? Not sayin’ you’re lying/wrong, just asking for some verifiable proof.

Why is it every time I see English food in a film/TV show it basically looks like vomit on a plate?

Nothing personal. Tell me I’m wrong.

Thanks!