Has anyone asked Michael what their preferred pronouns are? Perhaps they go by it/its.

Give them all 1st place you monster

Our version of this is going to be super smash bros tournaments. That, or splatoon.

I think the OOP made them up, because there’s a Diotrephes mentioned in the bible and nowhere else, and there’s a Dionysius of Miletus, whose works are known. I think it’s just a placeholder name for memetic value.

Finger me for public key

Don’t mind if I do

rule

Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!

Found Gaius

Fracking toaster

I tell ya hwat

Can I be both at the same time?

“WiKiPeDiA iS nOt A sOuRcE” motherfuckers when presented with falsifiable information:

Again?

I thought for sure it was one of those sex robots they’re trying to use as kindergarten teachers in New York

HOLY SHIT IT’S A PERSON!?

I’d take it back, I wouldn’t be able to handle that. It’s making me itch.

Black hole star! Black hole star!

I read the text in her voice, so that tracks