crocs are damn scary. They once ripped off an oar from our boat…freaking scary ass moment. Dad chased it off with the other oar. If Jurassic Park were real, crocs are a glimpse of that.

I feel there’s more to this story we’re missing here. …but damn, I’d wrestle her any day…

Constipation is real. Do you think he knows that? …or maybe he enjoys that feeling.

I’m trying to picture this too now…

Take your upvote and get out of here!

Not trying to be sexist or anything, but how would this apply to women? (I’m trying to picture this…)

Limp dick cook will comply.

I hear dog meat is pretty good. I’ve been eyeing my neighbors lil pup…tender and juicy…

Where’s the beef?

Well, it’s all the best…I mean we don’t have to mix this shit with PFA’s right?

Do you fuck on the first date?

I think the kitty is channeling a black panther.

yeah…if you like banana foreskin bread.

Woman wouldn’t happen to be his daughter would it?

I heard pornhub has some contortionist fetish thingys. At least that’s what I was told.

I hate AI…it never was AI. It was useless in all my tests.

Of course, only cat people understand what’s about to happen…and it ain’t pretty. :-)

Does the movie teach you how to be a gold digger and keep ICE from deporting you?

To be honest, that picture of the windows looks like some chick getting railed from the back with her arms holding the window…

Maduro was a terrible MF too…let’s not forget that.