Probably something like topfenschnarkel.

Exactly this. One is an idiot, the other an idiot on drugs. All of this is a waste of time.

Still not a Krogan yet. But working on it 😎

Be a 10 on the be gay do crime scale.

I don’t wanna be the party pooper, but I don’t think the chaebol will play along with anything the country needs right now.

I would 100% bank on the Russians being mind bogglingly sloppy and do exactly that. If you break the bridge completely the Russian forces could switch to the more costly air transport. But the uncertainty with the bridge might fool them long enough to become a timeless meme itself.

I see Red Alert 2 reference.

I smile.

I upvote.

Immediately starts singing in glee.

So one can’t piss, gets panic attacks, can’t piss, sees shit, can’t piss and then Alt+F4 themselves. All while they can’t piss.

Yeah, I think Elmo deserves that.

There is no one around me. They are all behind me.

Yes I am a BMW driver. How could you tell?

I do the same with garlic. Usually two or three times of what the recipe says.

There is not a single reason in the world not to do so.

Gonna act like I’m not an agent of Slaanesh. Go Xenos! ❤️

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but:

Do not take dating advice from people who never dated.

Do not take relationship advice from people who never had a relationship.

Do not take sex advice from people who never fucked.

And especially do none of these things on 4chan.

Normally I would ask: What was he thinking?!

But he’s a Nazi. So, yeah. Probably nothing much.

Alpha-Ka, the brain of the gang. He can solve any mathematical problem in under an hour.

Sheryl Sheep, provider of snacks. Can drink more than anyone else on the farm.

Bangus, the heavy hitter. Will fuck you up if you start shit with the gang. Has secretly a heart of gold.

General Cock, the ladies man. Officially reached the second base with his cousin.

‘Mad Lips’ Cornwallace, won a talent contest back in third grade thanks to his crazy beatboxing skills.

Lets take this one step further.

The aliens land and they turn out to be these god like creatures with the ability to twist and distort reality at will. They send you here as a baby but you fell on your head when you tried to climb out of your capsule Goku style.

Turns out you regained your powers unknowingly and your anxiety kept fucking this world up step by step, culminating in what happened the last decade. Instead of ending everything in a couple of weeks, you turned Earth into a joke of a depressing hell.

Ah, ok. Understandable. For some reason I thought of actual drama. I am a real troglodyte in that regard and can’t help it.

Thanks for sharing.

My instance is hosting a popular up and coming community, of which I’m honoured, even if I’m not welcome.

May I ask what happened?