This would make a great gift

Guess they want to use that couch again

Chat are we cooked??

Lost but not wrong

This is it. You don’t say “I’m gonna kiss you Steve” you smile, and act natural and romance them

You’ve already had Iran war
We’ve had one, yes. But what about second Iran war?

I think they definitely wanted as much gore as possible in that scene. But agreed, maybe it should have shot out of his eyes/ears/mouth/nose/butthole like some nasty high pressure fountain of goo

I’m just really in the mood to buy some books!

This is very wise

Text my ex :'(

Under no circumstance should you let Steven Tyler drive any of your teenage friends home

Give you one guess

He’s not wrong

Narrator: He was not, in fact, struck by a car at all

People from red states can’t read and write which makes it impossible to vote by mail

The wait continues