Finally someone solved war

Someone didn’t get a live because it was used for this dumbass

He had to call him a gay slur so his neighbours and the police knew he’s cool

I saw an early invite only alpha and it looked amazing. A month or so ago i saw a vlosed beta and the game looked very… Different. The animations looked worse and the textures looked cheap.

“i hope i don’t have to sell my gun collection to survive”

I’m aware, then why is everyone copying reddit speech and comments and even subreddits to the dot? Standing up in airplane humor in 2025?

No but he also constantly shits on clerks, but he knows exactly it’s the best movue he ever made. “People like that movie? That’s craaaazy” he’s not trying to make bombs either, he wants to make money, not good movies. He kept saying how proud he was while editing the new jay and silent bob and how incredible and funny the movie was before it came out. It’s honestly one of the worst movies i have seen, and i generally like bad funny movies. He wants nothing more than get into the disney money, that’s why he can’t say a bad thing about the new star wars movies, he praises them. Ready player one? One of the best movies ever according to him, because he can’t upset steven Spielberg, because he might get a paycheck. He has no integrity and will never make a watchable movie again.

Wht spend pennies when you can sell more conrollers? They know that Nintendo boys don’t care about money

My redditor in christ, what’s the deal with airplane food?

I know he’s evil because we fucked the same child. Slam dunk

Month?

Premium light i guess. So you pay to get some ads? I don’t know

Reading this whole thing never gets easier

It was quite weird to see. People just staring at a machine for hours. Did they change the law?

Yeah what is even the selling point? Made by ai is just a google search when you put in: sandwich recipe

Yesterday i was at a gas station and when i walked by the sandwich isle, i saw a sandwich that said: recipe made by AI. On dating apps i see a lot of girls state that they ask AI for advice. To me AI is more of a buzzword than anything else, but this shit is bananas. It,s so easy to make AI agree with everything you say.

Someone cracked the code i think

I was on a date once and when i opened my door, she stood there super excited and hugged me and said: omg, you’re real, just like the pictures. And i just stood there awkwardly, thinking: man i wish i could say the same to you. Because she mysteriously gained twice her sice over night.

What made it even worse is that we planned to go on a hike with my dog, and as you could guess, she wasn’t really equipped for long walks and started huffing while my house was still visible.

I’m too tall for that. But on a lot of dates i go, the woman tells me that she’s glad i’m tall and then tell me a story how they went on a date with a short guy and how awkward that was.

When i was in Australia, i was kinda surprised how widespread gambling was. There were some gambling machines in almost every pub. I put 5 dollars in a machine and won 50. Never ever gambled again.