Always have been.

Hit him again.

Some would argue that to feel like a man is to feel pain.

No! Perfection every time! Especially the first time.

At this point, I’m not even sure what it feels like to be human.

Is that why there’s an abandoned pair of shorts in the parking deck? And here I thought someone was running around pantless.

Do you ever have sex without protection because the other person looks “clean”?

I did this with sick leave anticipating in preparation for having a baby. Then they went to unlimited PTO. Didn’t pay me out for the days I had saved.

I never understood the appeal of this show or its hosts.

It’s German potato salad which is even less salad like than American styled potato salad.

Be a champ and eat that ass.

He’s not physically dead.

I didn’t mind the sun sometimes

Let’s not be presumptuous. Like. I don’t even know if he likes Breakfast at Tiffany’s.

Same, brother. Same.

Ah, the Federalist. Too much of a pussy to have been a school shooter. Impotently flinging poo at the rest of us.

Schrodinger’s millionaire: simultaneously special while just working hard to achieve success.

There are plenty of retro viruses i would hope these could apply to.

Either raise the minimum wage or restrict rents to meet it.

There’s only so many schools they can shoot up.