Because otherwise the employees would have to stay up all night turning the Internet crank!

That’s not even the dumbest thing they do. The SSA shuts their website down outside of business hours.

We lay eggs?

No

Jesus was a lich

They want your money, not your lawsuits.

I think you were trying to say “backpedals.”

LOL

No, this is not uncommon. I’ve been to multiple Costcos with very long waits in multiple states. If it’s a hyperbole, it’s only barely.

How is this not reasonable? Everyone’s potentially got a lot to lose here.

They are a wizard and they are lying

Hope for the best, expect the worst.

The “how” part gets murkier the deeper you dig.

The “why” is because we like magic things.

And for some reason it’s always right after twenty beers

Enchanted rocks, inscribed with runes, imbued with lightning.

I can also summon titties with it

I took graduate courses in RF physics.

It’s magic.

And they’re appealing. And what’s the court gonna do, fine them less than they would have to pay out?

“This is just devaluing $50 bills!”

That was just your poorly calibrated display.