This is the most relatable one yet

They’re great for tearing the shingles off of a roof!

It’s grey, she just likes the color

Well, maybe once my dreams come true, I can report back to you

Like a mouthful of worn pantyhose that has done an office shift and then inhale through the nose

How’d you find my diary?

It’s a sauce used for thickening, but that’s not important right now

Fantastic! I’d been resorting to bloodletting with mine, a pill that reduces the reaction I get from just looking at my Aliexpress LLF™ would be a lifesaver, and reduce the scarring!

I knew I shouldn’t have taken that pill from the sketchy dude with cool glasses!

Username does NOT check out

Ya gotta be more subtle than that, something like BUTTS BUTTS COCKS so even if they abbreviate it, it’s still BBC

Surprised no one’s mentioned U2

If they can get Refused back together for the soundtrack again, I am super hyped!

That looks great, thanks!

How could I have completely forgotten about storm, I am so ashamed.

Very strange, because I’m also using Boost, and it’s fine for me.

Life, uhhhhh… finds a way

a nice aesthetic

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*had

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