I went to a kid’s birthday party the other day. There was a little girl (maybe 4y/o?) there who had been to another party earlier in the day but left before that party had cake.

The second that cake was mentioned she starts wandering around going, “Can I have cake?” to anyone who would listen.

“Can I have cake? Can I have cake?” I was told someone had cake and I’ll be damned if I don’t get some immediately.

He’s probably got better things to do so you might consider helping him down.

From… screenshots?

Men

girls

Adult girls are called women.

They also call him Zukerberg at least twice.

So you have somewhere to set your shower beer!

It’s called hostile architecture and it’s things like arm rests in the middle of a bench so you can’t lie down on it, or sloped windowsills so you can’t sit there.

I once saw a bench with a statue of a person sleeping on it. Wtf?

“To prevent the unsightly possibility of someone sleeping on this bench, we should put a statue of someone sleeping on this bench! Leave the useless bench there but also fuck you!”

Or just one big one

And don’t you worry what they tell themselves when you’re away

I quit circa 2012 after a friend posted a photo of us and fb suggested they tag me.

I’ve never used any of the others.

Maybe the marines saw him snacking on a box of crayons and they got confused, assuming he must be one of theirs?

Nothing is the way it seems / Discerning man from machine / Dominate as to erase / Wiping man off Earth’s face / Fueling engines through deceit / To eradicate humanity / Man is obsolete / Erased, extinct

Defaced by all inept justice / Shamed by the mental abuses / Branded “inferior weakness” / Ordered to cease and to desist! / Man is obsolete!

Our world, obsolete!

-Fear Factory, 1998

If it is wears a precious

Cut it is head off and take the precious

maybe

sleeve of saltines

And even still, not everything of any particular code is recyclable.

I finally discovered that what is accepted in my recycle cart is determined by who will buy it for recycle. For example, some company might buy yogurt tubs and milk jugs but not other shapes of the same plastics.

I was up above it

Now I’m down in it