purplexed

That’s sophisticated criminal fuck, my good sir, sophisticated!

“we’re reaching out to you about your cart’s extended warranty…”

“you’ve got reaaall priddyy eyes, miss!”

It’s not unusual

!remindme 1.5 years

At least quadrupled, doubled, quadrupled. And tripled. At least doubled.

And from kids! The circle is complete

Definitely skip the candy dildo thong

First time was an accident, second one was for fun

Hostel

Nukes are for stopping hurricanes though

And the cylinder

“Due to a software glitch, you worked an extra 500 hours. You will not be compensated for this extra time as it was not mandatory or compulsory.”

I hate you. I hate this. I need bleach.

Because violence only happens in Minecraft

That’s what the little soap puck in the urinal is for

You can go to dicks.com and see for yourself as well

Pam pam param boyos!

It’s very clunky in its usage. Which isn’t good English, but neither is the title, so I’m over it.

That just turns you more Canadian