The biggest issue with marketing this movie is there is no way to accurately tell the potential audience what it is actually about without ruining the experience of the movie. Even by making this post I have ruined it a little because I have set up expectations.
You’re using the default port though, are you not? If the source port were not 1194, a port associated with openvpn, would wireshark still identify this as openvpn traffic?
I don’t think it’s even possible to get rid of VPNs without outright banning encryption. If I set up a VPN that uses an obscure port and the traffic is encrypted, how are they going to know it’s even a VPN?
You eventually realise that it’s having free time that you miss.