yea

Its just cold up here eh

I would think mummies closer to liches than zombies - they have their organs preserved in jars which makes them harder to kill, they retain most if not all their faculties, and are typically actively channeling their curse.

While some zombies reanimate via magical means in some stories, they’re usually stoppable with a headshot, are usually devoid of conscious thought, and are the receivers rather than the perpetrators of what reanimates them.

Of course it’s all fictitious so I’m sure there’s some mummy or zombie story out there where the only way to stop them is by setting them up on a cute date with each other.

man is it just me or is the r word making a comeback

damn asexist, get your satinist beliefs out of here

You want me to get you a toe? I can get you a fuckin’ toe (for market value)

All of the dumb with none of the charm

woah, easy on the math there, buddy. I’ve only got one brain cell that’s ping-ponging between my hemispheres

Fun fact, listening to wu tang now is like being in the 90’s and listening to songs from the 50’s

(☞ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞ shorts guy!

Holy fuck, this is good

He aged like a fine rum ham

They fear the floss thong

i like ‘em short of breath CUZ THEY GOT THAT ASS MA

yes

To be the equivalent of someone making $10k giving $100 to charity, a millionaire would have to give $10k.

A billionaire would have to give 10 million dollars.

You mean jissing

Iams to pet

Sane take IMO, you have selected the medium podium well

Oi maybe you should buy them a beer tho