:3

oh you can ruin a turd

a turd is shit, but its solid, tidy and contained, low entropy, kinda neat

explosive diarrhea on the other hand

if sending cash by mail is also an acceptable anonymous payment option, https://mailbox.org/ maybe something for you

haha you’re trapped now, for i will take infinite time to hand over my pronouns one-by-one in length-lexicographic order

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z aa ab ac ad ae af ag ah ai aj ak al am an ao ap aq ar as at au av aw ac ay az ba bb …

https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/split

lmao

/aɪ wəz ˈlʊkɪŋ fɔː ə ɛn eː ɛs ˈɡeɪ̯m on gŏg/

tbh /gŏg/ is pretty hard to pronounce so i would probably say /ɡɒk/ like gock

unfortunately wrong, no calcium for you

wearing slippers inside just moves the question to slipper<slipper<shoe>shoe> or slipper<shoe>slipper<shoe>

ye, Aleksey Gutierrez is complete Goonerbait

their comics “continue” (on patreon) with “spicy endings” that are completely out of place and just depict the characters from the comic having sex, without any reference to the “story”, if you can call it that

ESC :q! to get the buttplug out

more like bestiality

aah
one more episode is fine
after all, 6½ hours sleep isn’t that bad

*continues to watch the entire rest of the season and then only gets 3 hours of sleep*

1c

more like:

Stop industrial diary farming, milk me instead!

well, light isn’t very fast compared to the imaginary sky daddy

1 dumbass per idiot

tbh i don’t get why 4 people downvoted your comment here, my above comment was inconsiderate and victim-blamey

thanks for pointing that out

the logo looks like one of these butthole logos ai companies have

there has to be a better solution other than expecting others not to access public information

• (auto-)delete posts after a specified amount of time
  • drawback: non-casual creeps can circumvent this by archiving posts
• separate online identities with multiple accounts for different purposes
  • drawback: online identities can be traced from each other if you’re not careful
• or what i already suggested: only post stuff online that you’re comfortable with everyone seeing
  • drawback: you have to hold back on what you post online

i personally use a mix of 2 and 3