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Ansel to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 9 months ago

What bug is this?

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What bug is this?

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Ansel to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 9 months ago
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  • @thefartographer@lemm.ee
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    13•9 months ago

    You’re gonna kiss me like a classy broad and tell me I’m pretty!

    And I’ll cook dinner for anyone. I love cooking.

    • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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      6•9 months ago

      My favorite meal is blue box Mac and cheese but if it’s not butter you’re not getting any.

      • @thefartographer@lemm.ee
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        7•9 months ago

        I got a Mac and cheese recipe I made that’ll knock your socks off. I call it “honey Sriracha beer cheese with macaroni.” I use 5-year aged cheddar and parmesan reggiano to make it.

        It won’t so much knock your socks off as it’ll instead seat you comfortably, gently remove your shoes, delicately peel off your socks, and then put your shoes back on your feet for some reason.

        • @greencactus@lemmy.world
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          5•9 months ago

          Okay, this thread escalated quickly

        • @gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works
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          5•9 months ago

      • DUMBASS
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        4•9 months ago

        nawww, such a beautiful romance sprouting! can I come to your wedding? I’ll bring weed!

        • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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          3•9 months ago

          Weed fucks with the meth high.

          • DUMBASS
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            5•9 months ago

            Thats what the cocain’s for, to level everything out!

            • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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              4•9 months ago

              Cocaine is a rich person’s drug.

              I’m not rich.

              • DUMBASS
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                5•9 months ago

                Its a wedding gift dumbass!

                • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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                  4•9 months ago

                  You said you’d bring weed.

                  Weed isn’t cocaine.

                  • DUMBASS
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                    4•9 months ago

                    The weeds for the wedding, the cocains for the reception and I’ll bring some LSD for the after party!

                  • @thefartographer@lemm.ee
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                    3•9 months ago

                    Please elaborate

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