• @Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world
    35•7 months ago

    *slaps side*

    You can fit so many tech bros in this thing.

    Sorry fat politicians, maybe next trip.

    Edit: Mystery Rocket SLAMS Dome Over Mysterious California City

    • NaibofTabrEnglish
      12•7 months ago

      Hmm, do you think if we over-reported the reliability statistics, we could get the tech bros to strap themselves to missiles sooner?

      • Gormadt
        9•7 months ago

        Or maybe convince them that DIY submarines are a good cheap alternative

        I hear the Mariana Trench is beautiful this time of year