The technologies required to deal with the logistical challenge of moving five men into position every ten seconds would be impressive. That would be 108,000 men entering and leaving the fucking area on a regular rotation for sixty hours a week, plus they’re already all pricked up and lubed.
This doesn’t even account for the philosophical aspect which is that, does merely penetrating for ten seconds max and skedaddling really constitute of a proper, quantifiable fuck? And if that is already dubious, the grounds for the ten-second handy are even shakier. New disciplines of philosophy would have to be erected (heh) to tackle such a quandry.
You could have one of those moving sidewalk conveyors, could probably get one going by every 5 seconds or so. I don’t think you have to actually fuck to be a slut, a whore yes, but not a slut.
This whole discussion, trying to rigorously define terms so that a robust mathematical proof can be given, is basically a plot point in the show Silicon Valley.
The technologies required to deal with the logistical challenge of moving five men into position every ten seconds would be impressive. That would be 108,000 men entering and leaving the fucking area on a regular rotation for sixty hours a week, plus they’re already all pricked up and lubed.
This doesn’t even account for the philosophical aspect which is that, does merely penetrating for ten seconds max and skedaddling really constitute of a proper, quantifiable fuck? And if that is already dubious, the grounds for the ten-second handy are even shakier. New disciplines of philosophy would have to be erected (heh) to tackle such a quandry.
You could have one of those moving sidewalk conveyors, could probably get one going by every 5 seconds or so. I don’t think you have to actually fuck to be a slut, a whore yes, but not a slut.
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This whole discussion, trying to rigorously define terms so that a robust mathematical proof can be given, is basically a plot point in the show Silicon Valley.
Middle… out…
Speaking to your second point, is it slutty to jerk off someone you don’t know, regardless of the duration? I say yes.
Of course the idiot is a 4chaner