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minus-square@PhilipTheBucket@ponder.catlinkfedilink203•4 months agoI like how he clarifies that he lives alone. “Sure, one of my roommates could have come in and poked around in my butthole while I was sleeping. But no one was in a position to do such a thing.”
minus-square@unconsciousvoidling@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilink30•4 months agoHey I had a roommate that would steal my inserted butt plugs while I was sleeping.
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I like how he clarifies that he lives alone.
“Sure, one of my roommates could have come in and poked around in my butthole while I was sleeping. But no one was in a position to do such a thing.”
Occam’s razor and all that
Hey I had a roommate that would steal my inserted butt plugs while I was sleeping.
And then what?
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