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minus-square@ceenote@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink60•1 month agoYou seem to be close to orgasm! Would you like assistance? Please sign this consent form.
minus-squareBlueKeylinkfedilink30•1 month agoI read the first two sentences with an image of Clippy in my head.
minus-squarelime!linkfedilinkEnglish20•edit-21 month agoclitty the intimacy assistant Edit: “orifice assistant” was right there. fuck.
You seem to be close to orgasm! Would you like assistance? Please sign this consent form.
I read the first two sentences with an image of Clippy in my head.
clitty the intimacy assistant
Edit: “orifice assistant” was right there. fuck.
clippy would say “sounds like you’re…”