• m-p{3}
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    11 days ago

    Even worse was my Epson MFP.

    Me: Want to scan a page
    Printer: No can do
    Me: But why?
    Printer: I’m outta yellow ink.
    Me: How’s that relevant to the task of scanning something?
    Printer: 🖕🖕

    It took a dive from my balcony right into the dumpster bin.

    • @Opisek@lemmy.world
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      11 days ago

      How else will the police track your documents back to you without invisible fingerprints.

      • @notabot@lemm.ee
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        If you’ve got a printer that does that, add lots of yellow dots to your document before printing it.

          • @notabot@lemm.ee
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            1111 days ago

            They are, but by definition, the printer can print them. If your on linux or Mac it looks like it might be possible to write a filter to add to CUPS that would do it for every print.