• @Dagwood222@lemm.ee
    13•5 days ago

    I owe…

    I owe…

    It’s off to work I go…

    I gotta get paid,

    If I wanna get laid…

    I owe,

    Oh, how much I owe!

    • @peoplebeproblems@midwest.socialEnglish
      8•5 days ago

      I get that paid and laid rhyme, but it’s sort of a stretch to connect getting laid to getting paid.

      I mean there are plenty of unemployed and unemployable people getting action. maybe like

      Burn the midnight oil

      So I don’t eat soil

      • @jqubed@lemmy.world
        5•5 days ago

        I’ve previously heard:

        I owe, I owe, it’s off to jail I go
        Don’t ever mess with the IRS
        I owe! I owe, I owe, I owe!

      • @Dagwood222@lemm.ee
        1•5 days ago

        I need a salary,

        Cause I need those calories?

        mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

        I need payment

        cause money’s spent?

        mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

        I’m fulla woe,

        And I need some dough?