The Picard Maneuver to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish • 17 days agoSo you don't have a doctor's note?lemmy.worldimagemessage-square199fedilinkarrow-up11.43Karrow-down112
arrow-up11.41Karrow-down1imageSo you don't have a doctor's note?lemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish • 17 days agomessage-square199fedilink
minus-square@sem@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglish12•16 days agoI am 1000% sure they’re prepared for this because they’ve heard it a billion times already.
minus-square@Crankenstein@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish6•edit-216 days agoYou greatly overestimate the competency of TSA rent-a-cops. Though, the mentioned suggestion would absolutely fail considering most airports do x-rays now. Also, if you’re pregnant, kinda want to disclose that due to the whole x-ray thing.
minus-square@piecat@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish4•16 days agoI don’t think they’ve used X-ray scanners on people in a long time? Pretty certain they’re all microwave backscatter scanners.
minus-square@sem@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglish4•16 days agoAnd anyway it’s a customer service gate agent we’re taking about, not the TSA.
minus-square@acockworkorange@mander.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglish1•15 days agoWhat are they going to do? Force you to provide an exact date and time of conception?
I am 1000% sure they’re prepared for this because they’ve heard it a billion times already.
You greatly overestimate the competency of TSA rent-a-cops.
Though, the mentioned suggestion would absolutely fail considering most airports do x-rays now. Also, if you’re pregnant, kinda want to disclose that due to the whole x-ray thing.
I don’t think they’ve used X-ray scanners on people in a long time?
Pretty certain they’re all microwave backscatter scanners.
And anyway it’s a customer service gate agent we’re taking about, not the TSA.
What are they going to do? Force you to provide an exact date and time of conception?