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🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to Greentext@sh.itjust.works • 14 days ago

Anon considers LASIK

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Anon considers LASIK

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to Greentext@sh.itjust.works • 14 days ago
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  • @Philharmonic3@lemmy.world
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    31•14 days ago

    What’s the success rate? Oh yeah, over 95%. Get outta here

    • @taxiiiii@lemmy.world
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      13 days ago

      meaning around 1 in 20 people who do it end up facing consequences? that sounds like quite a lot actually, at least when its about longterm health.

      • @TranscendentalEmpire@lemm.ee
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        16•13 days ago

        A little less so when the main consequence 1/20 people face is something like dry eyes.

        • @blarghly@lemmy.world
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          9•13 days ago

          Or halos, which are just a little annoying

        • @Poem_for_your_sprog@lemmy.world
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          5•13 days ago

          You’ve clearly never dealt with dry eyes.

    • SkaveRat
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      45•13 days ago

      Xcom players: nah. Fuck that

      • @UniversalBasicJustice@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        9•13 days ago

        I feel this in my bones…

        …unlike the Muton who just Neo’d his way through 4 overwatches.

    • @Poem_for_your_sprog@lemmy.world
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      5% is way too high of a chance of getting permanent chronic dry eyes.

      Go look at horror stories on the dry eyes subreddit and take note of the people considering a permanent solution.

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