• @barneypiccolo@lemm.ee
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    148 days ago

    I’m an old guy, but I hate voice mail. Mine says “You can try to leave a message, but it’s probably full, and I’ll never listen to it anyway, so either send a text to this number, or send an email to XXX, and I’ll get back to you ASAP.”

    • I used to troll with mine and spell out my name, phone number, email address, website, all twice.

      Most voice-mails I got were like “JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHY IS YOUR MESSAGE SO LONG”

      top kek

    • @pinball_wizard@lemmy.zip
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      48 days ago

      This is the way.

      Though, I have found that the default message of “pinball_wizard has not configured their voicemail” conveys the same message pretty effectively, too.