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minus-square@TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkEnglish38•edit-24 days agoeventually it will be illegal to use anything but Trump products and at some point Trump to want to be the calendar, too. edit: and that phone will prolly turn off if you record the police; and I can’t imagine the amount of spying on users that that phone must do.
minus-square@thesohoriots@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish10•4 days agoTop features: PATRIOTIC bloatware with Mahjong Lee Greenwood and Kid Rock ringtones “Starlink GPS” on the box but it’s hastily scratched out in tear-stained whiteboard marker
minus-square@ramble81@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglish3•4 days agoHe was pissed to find out Ceaser has his own entire month.
minus-square@TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkEnglish3•edit-24 days agoCaesar not only got a month Caesar rewrote the calendar. It was called the Julian Calendar and used for like a 1500 years. Trump will try to do the same.
minus-square@RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.worksOPlinkfedilinkEnglish2•4 days agoAnd then all the history books will be “Trump History” so that everyone can finally learn the history as Trump sees it
eventually it will be illegal to use anything but Trump products
and at some point Trump to want to be the calendar, too.
edit: and that phone will prolly turn off if you record the police; and I can’t imagine the amount of spying on users that that phone must do.
Top features:
PATRIOTIC bloatware with Mahjong
Lee Greenwood and Kid Rock ringtones
“Starlink GPS” on the box but it’s hastily scratched out in tear-stained whiteboard marker
He was pissed to find out Ceaser has his own entire month.
Caesar not only got a month Caesar rewrote the calendar. It was called the Julian Calendar and used for like a 1500 years.
Trump will try to do the same.
And then all the history books will be “Trump History” so that everyone can finally learn the history as Trump sees it