@BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish • 5 days agoI had a neighbour who embalmed his own wife.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square249fedilinkarrow-up1576arrow-down19
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minus-square@RagnarokOnline@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglish45•5 days agoI do a band count before I start peeing into the toilet…. “A-one, a-two, a-one-two-three-four!” peeeeeeeeeeeee I then usually start singing a tv show theme song like Happy Days as I keep the flow going. Disturbed yet?
minus-square@thesohoriots@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish7•5 days agoIn my head I heard the count in from Billy Joel’s “A Matter of Trust” which made it all the better
minus-squareLumpyPancakeslinkfedilinkEnglish3•5 days agoI time how long mine took. 45 seconds is the max, 30 seconds typical for long overnight. If I only take 10-15 seconds, body was lying about needing to go. Count down to firing is also a thing sometimes.
I do a band count before I start peeing into the toilet….
“A-one, a-two, a-one-two-three-four!” peeeeeeeeeeeee
I then usually start singing a tv show theme song like Happy Days as I keep the flow going. Disturbed yet?
In my head I heard the count in from Billy Joel’s “A Matter of Trust” which made it all the better
I time how long mine took. 45 seconds is the max, 30 seconds typical for long overnight. If I only take 10-15 seconds, body was lying about needing to go.
Count down to firing is also a thing sometimes.
Everybody needs a runway
I sing the alphabet in French.