“Easy to Use”. I certainly hope so, it’s a fucking spray bottle. What’s the hard to use option? Waiting until a new moon to summon Ba-Kok, God of Chickens to ask for a stay of cannibalism?
Bruh, if there’s a “spray” AND “stream” option on my spray bottle, I’ll just lock up with indecision. Ease of use is very important when dealing with spray bottles.
The “hard” option is to just get rid of the hen that turned cannibal. It’s going to be just one, unless you’re running an egg factory level operation. Give the hens more space and actual yard time, and most will stop pecking. The one that doesn’t goes in the soup pot.
Do cannibal chickens taste more like chicken, if you are what you eat? Can I compress a hyperchicken if I create a gu pot of chickens with the most chicken-rific umami flavour.
“Easy to Use”. I certainly hope so, it’s a fucking spray bottle. What’s the hard to use option? Waiting until a new moon to summon Ba-Kok, God of Chickens to ask for a stay of cannibalism?
I think i just got to that part of Cult of the Lamb
This keeps getting funnier the more times I read it. Good show.
No, it’s only possible to talk to Ba-Kok, praise be His name, when the planets align.
Rise, chicken. Chicken, arise.
Bruh, if there’s a “spray” AND “stream” option on my spray bottle, I’ll just lock up with indecision. Ease of use is very important when dealing with spray bottles.
Do you need to cover a larger area? Spray.
Do you need precision, or to get a hard to reach spot? Stream.
Understanding what we need is the first step of action.
The “hard” option is to just get rid of the hen that turned cannibal. It’s going to be just one, unless you’re running an egg factory level operation. Give the hens more space and actual yard time, and most will stop pecking. The one that doesn’t goes in the soup pot.
Do cannibal chickens taste more like chicken, if you are what you eat? Can I compress a hyperchicken if I create a gu pot of chickens with the most chicken-rific umami flavour.
Sure, but it’s easier to just add a pinch of msg.
You think I’m in the “hyperchicken gu pot” game because it’s easy?
Maximum cruelty, maximum flavor.
Simpsons did it (kind of)
Ffs, leave something for the rest of us!
The real questions, can we make hyerchicken hyperramen?
ARISE CHICKEN
CHICKEN ARISE
Super mega chicken? No, is legend.
Arise!
I mean, it could come in suppository form…
Well then good news!
Have you tried shoving something up a species cloaca?
We’d have more dead chicken farmers.
Giggity
Oops you drew the summoning sigils wrong again.