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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to memes@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

I swear it slows down when it knows I'm in a rush.

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I swear it slows down when it knows I'm in a rush.

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to memes@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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    2 years ago

    If you are in a rush, why did you ask Windows to install updates?

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      Who said anything about asking? The updates continue until the profits improve.

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      As if it never does it by itself without asking you first

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      “Jesus man! You don’t look for Windows update! Windows update finds you when it thinks you’re ready.” ― Hunter S. Thompson probably

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      If you are in a rush, why are you using Windows?

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        Silly you expecting people can make that decision about their jobs.

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