flip the before/after and that’s what it’s like to visit a swede’s home
Damn sweds
CW: meat
My wife’s parents are from Hong Kong and the first time I met them I had just woken up around lunch time because we had gotten to their house at like 2am. As soon as I got downstairs her mom and dad both said, “Sit down, you hungry?” and immediately served me a plate of bacon-wrapped green beans. I’m not even halfway through these and her mom comes up and shovels fried rice on my plate. Not even halfway through that her dad drops a ribeye (marinated in oyster sauce, obviously) hot off the grill on my plate.
They’re great.
i am legally required to start preparing bread because you walked into my home. prepare to be fed against your will.
this happens whenever i visit my czech grandma
half of it is her just making a fuckton of berry hooch and demanding i try all the flavors shes made lmao
oh hell yeah fresh hand made berry brew always is a real treat!
