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It’s Joever
Never been more Joever.
this is without a doubt the most joever it has ever been and, god willing, ever will be
Yes, it can’t be more Joever until he croaks. Which is hopefully caught on camera.
They’ll say he died of a broken heart
This is so jover for joe it will never be jover ever again after this.
The final Joevering still awaits us.
opens isitjoever.com scale
Wait…
taps the scale, the arrow bounces around and stops around 100%
It cannot be…
shakes the scale and places it onto the table, the arrow moves to 100%
Is it… joever?
He is Bidone.
Biden 2028 /s
If we had to bet money I’d say Biden 2025
FUCKING LIBERALS GAHH“If only he could have made that decision sooner.” You fucking assholes have been saying that his obvious brain damage is a fucking stutter for five fucking years! Shut the fuck up!
2020: umm pointing out Biden’s mental decline is ableist sweetie.
2024: wow Biden is fucked up, how come he didn’t come forward sooner???
Liberals are always retroactively correct
Not left, not right, forward.
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
“It is never time to learn any lessons from our failures of long term planning.”
We need a president who’s boring in a good way, like Obama. His worst scandal was wearing a tan suit hehe
memoryholing the Snowden leaks
That was then. This is now.
people need to understand Biden exists in the context of all in which he lives and what came before him, you think he just fell out of a coconut tree?
every… fucking… time
This is how Bernie Sanders can still win.
No, it’s her turn
Sorry Kamala. We already have a president chosen
Who has the Rolodex? I need Juan Guiado’s number.
WRONG, it’s HER turn
Kamala/Sanders
Last time I went out for a run, Trump got shot. This time I come back and Joe Biden has been retired.
The mistress of fate fears my calvesIt’s her turn
Finally a real educated respectable politician unlike drumpf who is a very rude guy.
She never sleeps, the Hilldawg. She says that she will never die. She whips and nay-nays in shadow and in light and she is a great favorite. She never sleeps. She is dancing, dancing. She says that she will never die.
Sadly she has shit political instincts and thus hasn’t been building the base support to make her nomination possible this time around. She would’ve snagged it from Kamala though (and then lost to Trump again)
it’s her turnMarxism-Coconutism
You exist in the context of all in which you live and what came before you.
Kamala demonstrating Marxist historical materialism.
On Hexbear we uphold Kamalaite thought
We’re all Khive now!
Fucking nice
Where’s Obama?Take this bit on the road please
What does that mean?
It would be funny posted/commented “unironically” on reddit and twitter, but first no self-harm
I think republicans think this, my dad’s boss told him that kamala was a scary radical communist back in 2019
My take away from this is that it wasn’t the genocide, it wasn’t even his shitty debate performance, it was fucking covid that pushed this asshole over the edge. A small amount of justice for all the people who are suffering and dying from this terrible disease that Biden for years has simply been ignoring.
Yep, it was 100% Covid. Either that or his health has declined so much his staff is using Covid as an excuse.
I’m guessing he had another stroke or brain aneurysm or something and he’s even more incoherent now. He had, what, two aneurysms when he was relatively young? Now he probably has Parkinson’s and he’s had covid like three times, he’s probably even more noticably cooked than he was for the debate.
So… Kamalah’s run can get three boosts from Biden now.
First if he’s hospitalized.
Second, if he’s moved to hospice.
Third, when he kicks it.
If these things happen when Trump needs a media boost, he’s gonna have to do some truly amazing shark jumping to take back the media cycle from paying attention to Biden.
I’m guessing his mental state has deteriorated to the point where the amphetamine cocktail they give him to help him stay somewhat conscious during public appearances isn’t enough anymore and if they up the dose he’s actually at risk of dying.
and if they up the dose he’s actually at risk of dying.
His heart exploding on live tv during the next debate would’ve ruled
Covid is officially an act of god
I don’t think he actually has Covid, I think he was incoherent and mentally not there before that event, so they blame Covid. I think it wasn’t even a secret among DNC politicians and donors, and at that point they could no longer pretend it was just one bad night.
They showed him the CIA heart attack gun they used on Bernie.
They had to show him a couple times
they went for the headshot too probably, judging by the look of things
They uncovered the secret of the Biden crime family and offered him a deal, drop out or we’ll show the world you and Hunter have been running z-library.
running z-library
Would’ve actually gotten him a few votes
I ain’t scared of that, Jack! They shot me with that back in 1980… 1980… listen. The 1980s were dangerous for everyone, not just bla- I shouldn’t say that. Anyway. It’ll take more than that to stop me, Fat!
I was there in the ambassador kitchen when they got RFK man! You can’t scare me with that little fella Sir… Sir… Sir Mix-a-Lot. Look, I know what this is all about and that’s why… anyway. Sorry man, I talk too much, I should go now.
Tbf with Biden that’s just hiding behind a curtain in the Oval Office and then jumping out and shouting, “Boo!”
This is how Biden got “Covid.”
May 1000 coconut trees bloom 🥥 🌴
But only if they are in neighborhoods for pell-grant recipient small business owners who just graduated college 3 years ago with fewer than 10 digits on their fingers
Ah, the coveted woodshop teacher-turned-Etsy store demographic
oh man the convention is going to be an absolute shit show. There’s no way for the democrats come out of this looking like anything other than usurpers of the democratic process.They won’t look like usperpers if they just give it to Kamala lol?
They will; that’s my point, they look like usurpers regardless of who they pick.
How do they look like usurpers if Biden voluntarily steps down and then they give the nomination to his Vice President?
Because you don’t vote for the VP choice in the primary, you vote for the president and they pick their VP later. Installing Kamala this way looks like, the party leaders wanted Kamala and used this as the way to get around the pesky “will of the voters” part that kept her out of the running in the first place in 2020.
I see what you’re saying but I disagree - we already had this play out in the sham of a primary. The party leaders wanted Biden, and they avoided the will of the voters by not running a primary at all in some states, or by running Biden unopposed.
I think most people who voted for Biden in the primary understood they were voting for Kamala as VP. I dont think this is how people are going to see the situation if Kamala is chosen. She certainly at least mitigates those feelings.
How much do you want to bed the lanyards are the ones to present the pick and their entire justification is, “we polled Democrats on these 4 candidates and our choice got the best (43%) approval!”? They will then call that democracy.
Ah yes, the infallible democratic process of the will of those that pick up a call from a number they don’t recognize on a landline
Lie about working towards progressive causes.
Get elected.
Do nothing progressive. Instead, obsessively back a genocidal regime.
Have liberals back you for re-election under the assumption that you ever gave a shit.
Drop out and fade into as much obscurity as you possibly can after all the horror you’ve caused.
Crush unions, overturn Roe v. Wade, fund Nazis, expand fracking, fund cops, start wars, do genocide.
Retire as most progressive president since FDR somehow. Hand over a losing election to a black woman on your way out.
Gets praised for stepping down.
Oh yea, its coconut tree-pilled and context-maxxing time
heh, you kids were all out partying and ripping fat clouds meanwhile I was practicing the context of all that came before
Wasn’t it insane how the mainstream press completely silenced Tara reade and accused her of being a Russian plant?
Keep the kamala harris megathread handy comrades, we’re gonna need it.
May he be tortured to death by hallucinations of those he’s killed in his life as a politician and the lives of those ruined with his policies. May he forget all that’s beautiful in this world as he slips gracelessly from his mortal coil. Rest in piss, bastard
