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🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to Greentext@sh.itjust.works • 7 months ago

Anon tries to be attractive

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Anon tries to be attractive

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to Greentext@sh.itjust.works • 7 months ago
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  • LostXOR
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    68•7 months ago

    “Anon’s a pretty nice guy, but it kinda weirds me out how he’s always grabbing his butt and wincing in pain”

    • Hotdog Salesman
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      25•7 months ago

      Hey, he could be gay and the bottom

      • jrs100000
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        10•7 months ago

        That might explain why hes not having luck with the ladies

      • Omega
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        6•7 months ago

        girls at the bar don’t like the idea of pegging on the first date

        • @Walk_blesseD@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          3•7 months ago

          Hey, that’s not – oh wait I don’t go to bars

  • Echo Dot
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    55•7 months ago

    I feel like he’s going around showing people.

    • metaStatic
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      25•7 months ago

      Anon is a pretty cool guy, he bleaches his asshole and doesn’t afraid of anything.

      • @DogWater@lemmy.world
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        3•7 months ago

        The deep lore lmao

      • @1985MustangCobra@lemmy.ca
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        3•7 months ago

        nice

    • @cRazi_man@lemm.ee
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      16•7 months ago

      You guys don’t?

      • @WanakaTree@lemm.ee
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        10•7 months ago

        Found the cat

    • Hanrahan
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      1•7 months ago

      If at first you don’t succeed, try, try and try again ?

  • @A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world
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    45•7 months ago

    Cause he wants a rimjob, obviously

    • @superkret@feddit.org
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      14•7 months ago

      And who can blame him?

      • @Num10ck@lemmy.world
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        8•7 months ago

        i wonder how much modulation would it take for a bidet to support such features.

        • @bstix@feddit.dk
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          5•7 months ago

          picture of Japanese toilet control panel

          • @Num10ck@lemmy.world
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            4•7 months ago

            wonderful, thanks.

  • @agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works
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    20•7 months ago

    Just in case

    • Steve Dice
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      7 months ago

      Of what???

  • @TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world
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    18•7 months ago

    Well don’t it make my brown eye blue.

    • Dharma Curious (he/him)
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      10•7 months ago

      If it’s blue you’re likely not using enough lube and you probably need to ask your partner to go a little slower and be more gentle. Anal shouldn’t hurt unless you want it to.

      • @theonlytruescotsman@sh.itjust.works
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        6•7 months ago

        If it’s blue it’s not getting enough oxygen and needs some mouth to reverse mouth resuscitation.

        • @Gaspar@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          8•7 months ago

          ALT TEXT: A close up picture of Widowmaker from Overwatch, a character with blue skin. She looks slightly surprised.

  • @Grass@sh.itjust.works
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    14•7 months ago

    I guess if nothing else he probably wouldn’t be in the “wiping your asshole is gay” crew or that would presumably be ineffective

  • HEXN3T
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    11•7 months ago

    >bleach my asshole

    Is that a threat?

    • HEXN3T
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      7•7 months ago

      >blanchis mon trou du cul

      Est-ce une menace?

      • HEXN3T
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        7•7 months ago

        >blanqueame el culo

        ¿Es eso una amenaza?

        • Omega
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          7 months ago

          Göt deliğimi ağarttım

          Bu bir tehdit mi?

          • @HackerJoe@sh.itjust.works
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            4•7 months ago

            Bleiche mein Arschloch

            Ist das eine Drohung?

          • HEXN3T
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            2•7 months ago

            The Scott lore expands

            • Omega
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              3•7 months ago

              Does Turkish really look like Scottish

              • @lars@lemmy.sdf.org
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                2•7 months ago

                No

              • HEXN3T
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                2•7 months ago

                Scott the Woz Wii Play

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