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@Kurtagag@lemmy.ca to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish • 3 months ago

Natural bidet

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Natural bidet

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@Kurtagag@lemmy.ca to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish • 3 months ago
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  • @shittydwarf@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    58•3 months ago

    If you time it right enough it’ll put the turd right back where it came from

    • @dontpanic@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      39•3 months ago

      I don’t like how put that thing back where it came from or so help me 🎶 just pooped into my head.

      • @Enzy@lemm.ee
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        16•3 months ago

        Bom, bom, bom, bom…

      • Match!!
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        5•3 months ago

        so help me!

    • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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      7•3 months ago

      Sometimes you take a shit and other times you leave one.

    • lime!
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      3•3 months ago

      poop is a palindrome

  • @Thorry84@feddit.nl
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    44•3 months ago

    You haven’t truly shit until you’ve had your ass cleaned by Poseidon

    • Sundray
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      37•3 months ago

      Poseidon’s kiss fist

      • @aeronmelon@lemmy.world
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        2•3 months ago

        Everyone needs a good fisting from Poseidon at least once.

  • SendPicsofSandwiches
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    21•3 months ago

    Good old ocean spray

    • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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      12•3 months ago

      Reminds me of the time I dumped cranberry juice on my asshole.

      • skmn
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        7•3 months ago

        We’ve all been there.

  • @skuzz@discuss.tchncs.de
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    19•3 months ago

    There are pit toilets up in the Rocky Mountains at parks that have a vent pipe up above them.

    Well, when the wind is blowing around 9,000+ft above sea level, (which is frequent) you get a blast of cold mountain air up your rump, like a York Peppermint Patty of freshness. It is quite an indescribable experience.

    • Sundray
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      6•3 months ago

      That sounds… BRISK.

    • kersplooshM
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      4•3 months ago

      Also at the AMC huts up in the Presidential range of New Hampshire. If you stay overnight in winter, there is no lingering on the pot.

  • @Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works
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    11•3 months ago

    At some point on the sliding scale of bidet force, they become enemas.

    • @HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      4•3 months ago

      Wait that’s not what a bidet is for?

      • @sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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        2•3 months ago

        I won’t tell you how to live your life.

    • @vatlark@lemmy.world
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      1•3 months ago

      !lemmySilver

  • Lovable Sidekick
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    3 months ago

    In Seattle in the late 1800s this kind of thing literally happened sometimes when the tide came in. They called it a “sewer geyser”.

    • @vatlark@lemmy.world
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      3•3 months ago

      !lemmySilver

  • @nieceandtows@programming.dev
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    9•3 months ago

    More like natural enema

  • Kruh Master
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    8•3 months ago

    More bacteria for your gut biome!

  • Captain Aggravated
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    5•3 months ago

    Natural colonic more like

    • @BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world
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      3•3 months ago

      And one confused fish

  • spinnetrouble
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    5•3 months ago

    Poseidon’s rimjob

  • @Souroak@lemmy.sdf.org
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    4•3 months ago

    These toilets enter a cleaning cycle every high tide.

  • @PrettyFlyForAFatGuy@feddit.uk
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    3•3 months ago

    bracing

  • @LaoisheFu@lemmy.world
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    3•3 months ago

    Is this Ireland?

    • @SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca
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      2•3 months ago

      Montenegro, I think.

  • @Hikermick@lemmy.world
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    3 months ago

    The sea was angry that day my friends

  • @SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml
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    1•3 months ago

    If they empty straight into the sea then why even build the outhouse? They could just have people go on the rocks

    • @Confused_Emus@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      4•3 months ago

      I’d certainly appreciate even minimal protection from the elements while I’m pinching one off.

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