Willy Wonka level personal hoard like the banana vault in Donkey Kong
My ADHD meds so I don’t have to go without it for a month every couple of years due to shortages.
If you ever have a few days to burn, throw your bottle behind the fridge or some other physically difficult to access place, haha. Worked for me but ymmv. If you’re lucky, you’ll forget you even have it thanks to the induced object impermanence 🙃
Can you ask your Dr to slightly increase the dose and just retain the extra units for this purpose?
I already build up a small backlog by forgetting it on weekends which tends to smooth things out when there are brief shortages. Already on the highest dose as well.
Unfortunately, every couple of years it is difficult to fill for nearly two months and there just aren’t enough leftovers to cover the gap.
Do think about seeing if you can get yourself on (not necessarily prescribed at) a lower dose, get your partner if you have one to put it in your drink and ask them not to tell you if they shorted you so you can see if its possible to function on a lower dose
I already went through the process of determining the proper dose, thanks.
Some kind of insanely expensive medicine which saves lives so I can give it away. It’d be very rewarding and I don’t need anything else anyway.
boo! spend your magic wish on ruining your life not saving others
the wizard of ozempic has a nice ring to it.
Fuck you’d be so rich. Sell it to Americans at $499/mo
Yeah I was hearing that semaglutide (or whatever the actual drug name is) was responsible for some large % of Denmark’s GDP the past few years since a pharma company there owns the patent.
income-based selling, here we go~!
movie stars can pay their share and do charity work in the process.
Does it have to be a single type? I’m not much of a drug consumer. If we’re picking by frequency then I’d pick ibuprofen. If we’re picking by enjoyment, I’ll go for psilocybin. But I’m also an extremely occasional user so, if I could have a vault of mixed drugs I’ll go for a pretty varied list of common medicines/prescriptions, maybe some cosmetic stuff if that counts too, mushrooms and why not pot since we’re at it.
No matter which, I’ll end up sharing most I’m sure. I don’t really feel the need for a vault of drugs just for myself alone.
Shrooms. I’ve never done them but I think I’m mentally in the right place now and it would be nice to have a whole collection of different strains for studies and recreational experiments.
My favorite by far! If you don’t take enough to trip balls, it just makes you unrealistically happy.
You can very easily grow them in your closet at home. It’s a fun project and insanely inexpensive with high yields
Yes that’s what I’m planning to do this summer, already watched a few tutorials 😅
Cocaine.
Methylenedioxymethamphetamine please.
Serotonin.
Weed. In the form of edibles, sodas, and pre-rolled joints
Probably something like adderall. Although morphine would be tempting since supposedly it’s not that bad for your health long term compared to something like meth; the main problem for people seems to be running out.
Morphine would be sick, would be too good
MOTHAFUCKIN QUAALUDES, BABY!
I wanna swim in a giant vault of weed the way Scrooge McDuck swam in gold coins.
Weed might be different, but please note that gold coins are solid and that attempting to dive into them like Mr. McDuck did will likely end in serious injury or death.
If the former occurs, I’m sure you’d be able to afford the medical bills, though.
Edit: better word choices
Maybe his coins were actually chocolate with gold foil. 🤔
Robitussin
Can’t you just buy this at any regular drug store?
Yes, but they don’t carry enough in one store to be rich in it
touché
Don’t dissasociatives build a perma tolerance quite quickly?
I’ll ask my other self later when I see him
Lenalidomide
Whichever is most widely needed and expensive
