Because I would totally fuck myself. That’s why.
I know just how I like it.
Hmmm. Are they DTF?
Homie over here asking the real questions
Because, going by the time it takes to get there, he’s obviously walking. It’s the greener shipping option!
I’d pay extra for that
As an Indigenous Canadian … I think this is the same delivery guy that my ancestors signed treaties with
Do it for the narrative
Yeah, and honestly, while we get lots of stories about abrahamic and european myths in the modern day, we dont get enough horror monsters from the americas.
Do it for the inclusivity. Fuck a deal with the devil, fuck being carried off a battlefield in afghanistan by valkyries; id like to be murdered by a skinwalker. Murderback for the creatures of indigenous american folk horror!
Only if I get 6% back in points.
I’ve got this meeting you can attend. It’ll be fun, I promise.
He’ll give the present directly to its intended
victimrecipientGenerally agreed. But I can see using the longer time if I know I’m not going to be home or something.
He may be able to tell you where to bury your cat.
Ngl @OkButStill is a pretty crazy handle
