He died and when we will see him again it will be a fake
Source: I work in the white house
that movie about the car salesman who looked a little like the president and impersonated him in ads.
JOSH LYMAN!?!?!?!?!?
Biden outlasting Trump would be a funny ass development.
They die on the same dayOn September 11, 2051, Trump lay on his deathbed while the country celebrated Even the Haters and Losers Day. His last words were, “Joe Biden still survives.” He was mistaken: Biden had died five hours earlier at Rehoboth Beach at the age of 108.
while holding hands
The world ain’t ready for the
presidency.
If they had the guts, they would just handcuff him to his hospital bed at Walter Reed, and then just start using deep fakes.
there is no credible evidence or official confirmation of Trump’s death—the rumors appear to be baseless.
Old but since Cheeto admin is full in bed with the necons he campaigned on stopping…
The rumors are actually based not baseless.
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
Kim better fucking not have shared the secrets of Juche necromancy back when Trump visited
Ahh, that’s why he was so insistent about wanting to meet Kim when he visited the SK Prime Minister
I reeeaaally want to see a lib comedy “The death of Trump” movie, when the inner cabinet (the “burger bureau”?) meets and debates the future of leadership over McDonalds and ChatGPT sessions
Politburger
Kinda weird that he hasnt just come out for 5 minutes and been like ‘Im not dead libtards’ at this point.
Maybe Trump got really fucked up
here’s a pic of him released today
Not the best quality(highest I can find) but if it isn’t the world’s worst body double seems like something going on that’s made his face puffy,
THE LATHE IS TURNING
Anybody think a Vance Presidency would be any different? I’m kind of wondering if he has the balls to do the tariffs, for example. He strikes me as someone with less courage than Trump and populist convictions than Trump, and I wonder what that would mean for America.
While Vance is arguably just as evil and more conniving than Trump, he doesn’t have the following, recognition, or command of respect that Trump has with his base.
There will likely be some level of sycophancy among the most ardent loyalists, but Dear Leader’s boots are gonna be hard for him to fill.
Thiel’s gonna have to fork over a lot more cash to keep reps in line.
exactly. Vance doesn’t have the fear of the party in his hands like Trump does… i feel like he would be lost for quite a while before gaining his footing, if he ever did
Vance is a lil bitch he wouldn’t last 5 minutes being president
more money for Israel
Vance would be arguably worse, that guy is scary.
Directly tied to an ontologically evil thing (Peter thiel)
He would’ve been dealt with in a just society a long time ago- at the very least locked up in a high facility prison with re-education components. He’s an example of ideological evil incarnate that must be purged.
That sauceless couch-fucker doesn’t have a cult backing him up, though
No but he has more life to cultivate a usefulness among the powerful that materially benefits his life and motivates him
Saving grace of being ruled by dinosaurs is we can run out the clock. We might be dealing with JD antics for decades
real shit?
I was thinking this morning “maybe the whole ‘standing ominously on the roof’ thing the other week was because he got some bad medical news?”
deep state tired of the tariffs or smth idk
