It gets better than that. It’s where two lines of buff men line up to checkout another line of men. The quarterback is the top position because he gets to check out his team, the opponents team, and decides who and when to give his balls to. After communicating who is going to be receiving him, both lines embrace and the other team tries to get the ball often by throwing themselves at the guy with the ball.
Sometimes they’ll actually pile on each other when it’s unclear if the guy with the ball has been stopped.
Whoever has the ball is it and all the other men have to chase after him, teehee.
It gets better than that. It’s where two lines of buff men line up to checkout another line of men. The quarterback is the top position because he gets to check out his team, the opponents team, and decides who and when to give his balls to. After communicating who is going to be receiving him, both lines embrace and the other team tries to get the ball often by throwing themselves at the guy with the ball.
Sometimes they’ll actually pile on each other when it’s unclear if the guy with the ball has been stopped.
Edit: nonono wait… the quarter back is a switch
Wrong football!
How do you tell the difference.
Someone in the comment chain specifically said something like football (soccer).
No I mean when watching them.
If they kick the ball more than once in a one minute period you’re watching football (soccer). If you see helmets you’re watching football (American).
Oh! Thank you!
Hahaha holy shit. I didn’t realize that. Leaving it tho cause American football sounds even gayer now.
Because it is. It is known.