Oh wow, I’ve never seen a stabaguette before!
Mmm, this one has got quite a sharp taste. I’ll take three.
the baguette outfit in clair obscur finally makes sense
Baguette! Haa haarrr grr!
Baguette!
It always made sense.
Add a gun and it’s a Bayoguette.
It’s a bread knife.
A bread knife must have teeth
They never said it was a good bread knife.
Violence baguettes violence.
somebody brought the pain
The tweet is a lie, the photo is from a novelty shop (thx falcunculus@jlai.lu)
Why modify it? … a good hard crusty baguette is deadly enough. If you crack it just right, the sharp edges are hard enough to cut open skin and flesh.
I know a guy that nearly lost its thumb because of a baguette. A piece of the crust stuck under its nail. He didn’t paid attention at first, but it begins to become infected and necrotic. Ended up in the hospital for surgery and antibiotics.
Never underestimate the baguette.
The one positive thing you could say about the bread products around him was that they were probably as edible now as they were on the day they were baked. Forged was a better term. Dwarf bread was made as a meal of last resort and also as a weapon
Take two baguettes. Cut one in half and carve a slot inside of it. Carve the other with a protrusion in the form of a knife to go into the slot. Harden in the oven while using garlic butter with fine herbs to create a razor edge. Sharpen with a whetstone.
Then you can not only stab cops but soften it up in soup and eat the evidence.
mmmmm … radicalization and violence never sounded so delicious
Cop gets stabbed in the arm … ‘OH MY GOD, I’VE BEEN STABBED … ??? … ooooo, garlic butter!’
A baguette becomes a lethal blunt instrument about 7 seconds after you buy it.
“The food here is…”
THWACK THWACK THWACK
“…weapons-grade.”
Shit, you get one with a good enough crust and it’ll club a motherfucker into the ground like a fence post.
So you can dual wield.
Baguette.
Breaguette knife.
Akimbo
hon hon homicide
Somebody touch my baguette!
Wait til that “assault with a deli weapon” guy hears about this
Were they riding a bicycle with a basket in front?
stabuette a little with my baguette
I never leave my house without my tactical assault baguette!
Hon hon hon
