The british royal family is a massive for-profit real estate enterprise that is obsessed with marketing, that is why.

You are right, nobody cares compared to the material crimes, it is only cynical structures of profit and wealth that care.

They’re probably not doing that so he avoids jail. They may well be doing that because he might be going to jail.

If there is any justice they drag them out in the street like a dog

Snorkeling?