• DasFaultier@sh.itjust.works
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    8 天前

    It starts with onions,

    nice, small and diced,

    set the pan temperature not too high

    then add some olive oil, you’ll see why,

    and then let them sauté until! They’re! Fine!

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      8 天前

      Amazing, I was thinking of the beat of the song reading the main text and here you are giving me lyrics to go with it before I could even ask or mention.

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      8 天前

      It starts with onions - weep for their demise!
      Their blackened bodies charred centimeters high,
      Seal their souls with garlic thrice,
      I am a chef and I do not play nice.