• noodlejetski (he/him)@piefed.social
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    4 days ago

    wow (send)

    you’re definitely not my coworker (send)

    who’s unable to complete (send)

    a single sentence (send)

    in our group chat (send)

    without breaking it into ten to twenty (send)

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    I used to have an app installed that let me set up rules for notifications, so that whenever a notification with their name in the header would arrive, it would mute the conversation for the next 5 minutes, because otherwise my watch would vibrate for a minute or two straight.