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The reality:
You live in house 1. House 2 has a crazy old guy who shoots at anyone who tries to walk up his driveway to knock on the door. House 3 has a hardcore MAGA asshole who hosts loud parties every weekend where all the local pigs come and discuss how much they hate their wives while eating the murdered corpses of the good kind of pigs. House 4 is abandoned, it’s listed for about 3 million dollars more than it’s worth. House 5 has an unattended elderly couple who both have dementia. House 6 is also abandoned but this is because it’s still filled floor to ceiling with rotting garbage that no one cleaned up after the owner died last year. House 7 has a Biden supporting lib. He plays golf every sunday with the guy in House 3.
Please stop… You’re listing more reasons for me to continue being a hermit and disassociate… Good bit though have an upbear
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this reads like one of those “iq” tests from the 90s
the owner of house 4 smokes A brand cigarettes. the owner of the white house lives between the person that drives B brand car and the person that has a dog. what radio station does the person in the green house listen to?
not even the 90s. this is just what playing The Blue Prince is like
Tfw when you realize the McMansion roof lines are actually a complex language pointing to the HOA’s secret stash of relics
The Americans yearn for dense, walkable urban development with strongly connected communities where friends live in places easily accessible within minutes yet they are unable to imagine anything beyond suburban sprawl.
No vegetable gardens, no wildflowers, no trees. What kind of yard is just boring old grass!?
It’s what the yard of a fox-hunting English lord reduces to when limited to a single lot with no budget for a gardener
and no snakes in the grass
“What kind of yard” the only one the HOA allows
There’s a whole fucking forest right behind the houses.
Vegetables don’t grow in the forest, like to look at flowers in the garden where I can see them, if you plant an apple tree you get shade and apples. There are many reasons to have a garden, but none of them are “look at all that grass
”but a forest around the houses would make summers bearable and the yards/decks usable in good weather.
Not if it’s 100 feet away or more, depending upon which “friend” you are, casting absolutely no shade on your hot ass deck and leading to massively increased AC bills because you get direct sunlight 13 hours a day.
yes, but my point was to plant a forest in the yard so it’s all completely shaded. no direct sunlight below the treetops. ever.
Honestly my bad I was trying to dunk on the suburb apologist and hit a comrade by not paying close enough attention to which thread I was replying to.
I’m sorryrain + wind gusts = tree on house
i’ve lived in houses on tree-lined streets most of my life and while this does happen, it’s pretty rare. meanwhile, they provide shade every day in the warmer months, and look nicer than grass even in the winter, when they’re bare.
cutting down all the trees so none of them can ever fall on your house seems like a bad tradeoff.
That’s very unlikely. Unless you live in a hurricane/tornado area but you’d have worse problems than your own tree leaning on your roof
I was mostly addressing the point that there were no trees.
It’s fair, but urban trees are also important for cooling houses and shading streets, and providing extra nesting ground and habitat for urban species (so they’re not all forced into isolated pockets).
But I want one in my yaaaaaaard
You could instead live in one giant house where all the boys sleep in one bed cuddled up
Going to have to call it the Lincoln Bedroom for how many men I am sleeping with in there.
in capitalist america being friends with your neighbors is considered an unattainable dream
Groverhaus 1-7
Are hedges illegal in America? Does American religion have a taboo against gardening?
The answer to your question is yes and its called a HOA
weeds (anything that isnt kentucky bluegrass monoculture) over 0.2inches must be shot with depleted uranium shells. it’s in the constitution.
violators are burned at the stake
burned at the steak. that’s why
is so blissful
Flowers are gay and pornographic in Yank “culture”
Doing donuts in The Sack (thats what we will call it) with my mates then going back to mine for a big fat gay orgy. My boyfriend will eternally mow the lawns we will call him lawn man he will only talk about lawns. Every day we will eat macs famous mac and cheese.
Waddup my sackmates?
If my friends live in all the pictured houses then where do I live?
you’re married to all of them and take turns sleeping
Sounds like that Sister Wives show guy before he got super divorced
You are the friends.
All of their couches are your beds
Grove Street, home. At least it was before I fucked everything up.
Too bad, friend 1 to friend 7 live there, but you don’t.
you’re the cul de sac, and this isn’t actually a dream about housing, but a metaphor for something more risqué
Not pictured: the street cropped out from the bottom is lined with fast food drive thrus and gas stations because the freeway onramp is just up the road and since there’s no tree or hedge coverage it’s loud as fuck 24/7
ed edd n eddy ahh dream
all your friends moved into a cul de sac without you? rude
this type of neighborhood makes me think of that mountain goats song
hand in unlovable hand
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