I wonder if they noticed like 10 minutes later “hey, shouldn’t we have seen that one person with the crossbow injury stop by here?” or if they were just so disorganized that no one ever noticed.
I’ve been in hospitals where I’m pretty sure they’d have caught me before I reached the door, and in other hospitals that I don’t think they would ever notice
dude was springing him from the can to take him to a barbecue lmao
This reads like one of those “dangerous weapons confiscated” the PDs put up on X.
I stabbed myself with a BBQ fork once and it wasn’t even that bad
I say this as someone who once got shot with a crossbow
What did Daryl from the walking dead miss a zombie and hit you?
His name was Greg and he was drunk
Pulled a classic “Hey, check this out” and nailed me right on the collarbone
Fuckin’ hurt
Ouchies…did you have to go to the hospital?
Oh yeah, had to get stitches because the bolt hit the bone, glanced off and tore a big gash across my front shoulder region
Went to the ER, gave them a fake name and address and snuck out without paying
Hid it from my family until it healed and never hung out with Greg again
It sounds a lot more impressive than it was
I literally was told to walk down the hallway to the billing desk and I just didn’t stop
“Free medical care with this one simple trick!”
Smooth Criminal
Did that with a therapist I hated once, never went back
I wonder if they noticed like 10 minutes later “hey, shouldn’t we have seen that one person with the crossbow injury stop by here?” or if they were just so disorganized that no one ever noticed.
I’ve been in hospitals where I’m pretty sure they’d have caught me before I reached the door, and in other hospitals that I don’t think they would ever notice
You are an Elder Scrolls playable character.
It’s finally time.
is based now.
Zomboid ass loot drop
Not enough butter knives
You attach the bbq fork to the pizza wheel and you’ve got yourself a hook and handle to zip line to safety and comfort
Bethesda storytelling
all timer mdk mdk