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minus-squareMeatPilot@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up23·5 months agoNot if you have the keys attached to a cock ring.
minus-squareturtlesareneat@piefed.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·5 months agoConnected the smart lock to a fleshlight, so now I fuck my door open.
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Not if you have the keys attached to a cock ring.
Connected the smart lock to a fleshlight, so now I fuck my door open.
Register your tip as a fingerprint on the smart lock 👀