• Impractical_Island@lemmy.world
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    3 months ago

    I’d still fuck both of them if they were my sister. Dig em up, I don’t give a fuck, I’ll fuck them tonight on the telly even!

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      3 months ago

      Disclaimer: I did not write this, it’s a meme before the word meme became a thing…

      • I fucked an old woman in the graveyard, God bless her old soul she was dead.
      • Maggots crawled out of her asshole, and hairs fell out of her head.
      • After the ordeal was over, I felt I had committed a sin.
      • So out of my pocket I drew a straw, and sucked out the load I shot in.
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          3 months ago

          LOL, I learned that sitting at a campfire back when I was only 12. I usually save it for Halloween, but it seemed fitting to post it here.

          Sorry, not sorry…

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        3 months ago

        My sister was a long gone ho

        Yet that didn’t stop me though

        Treated her right even in death

        Cannot beat that necroincest

        Her body cooled, so I sought

        To microwave that dead thot

        Found the bitch was too big

        Chopped her up like the pig

        She was and then I did have

        A dozen holes to split in half

        …

        Thank you, I’ll take donations in my ass if you can find the will to ejaculate in the same general direction of that fetid sarlac pit I got going on back there.