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minus-squareStillAlive@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up75·1 month ago Love Canal Oookay. Hooker Chemical Now you’re just pulling my leg.
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up33·edit-21 month agoHere’s the headline if I had been the editor of the local newspaper: SUPERINTENDENT REGRETS HOOKER LOVE CANAL PURCHASE AFTER DISEASE OUTBREAK
minus-squaretetris11@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·1 month agoHow about: “Hooker superintendent has messy spill in backyard love canal.”
minus-squareDejected Warp Core@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 month agoThat’s right up there with “MAN LANDS ON MOON” for headlines that move maximum ink.
minus-squarejqubed@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up31·1 month agoStrange but true. The disaster led to the legislation that created the Superfund program.
minus-squareMidnight Wolf@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 month agoDamn, now I need a superfund for my hooker in love? And all I wanted was a handy…
minus-squareDr_pepper_spray@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·1 month agoHooker… Love canal… Hooker… Love canal… nope, nothing funny there.
Oookay.
Now you’re just pulling my leg.
Here’s the headline if I had been the editor of the local newspaper:
SUPERINTENDENT REGRETS HOOKER LOVE CANAL PURCHASE AFTER DISEASE OUTBREAK
How about: “Hooker superintendent has messy spill in backyard love canal.”
That’s right up there with “MAN LANDS ON MOON” for headlines that move maximum ink.
Strange but true. The disaster led to the legislation that created the Superfund program.
Damn, now I need a superfund for my hooker in love? And all I wanted was a handy…
Hooker… Love canal… Hooker… Love canal… nope, nothing funny there.