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amzd@kbin.social to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago

Anon goes bouldering

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Anon goes bouldering

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amzd@kbin.social to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago
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  • EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works
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    1 year ago

    be me

    sitting on the toilet at the bouldering gym

    suddenly weird feeling on my feet

    look down

    oh crap, I accidentally shat my socks

    suddenly, an idea

    see OPs post for rest of the story

    • fsxylo@sh.itjust.works
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      1 year ago

      Explain thy how the fuck.

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      A friend of mine (not me, I swear) once got sudden diarrhoea and shat his pants in public. He “found” a comparatively clean pair of underpants in the locker room, put them on instead and skedaddled. No one ever found out.

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        Could have just gone commando…

        • Riven@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          Yea using someone else’s underwear sounds way more discussing than just going commando.

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