Anon encounters another channer in the wild
be me
sitting on the toilet at the bouldering gym
suddenly weird feeling on my feet
look down
oh crap, I accidentally shat my socks
suddenly, an idea
see OPs post for rest of the story
A friend of mine (not me, I swear) once got sudden diarrhoea and shat his pants in public. He “found” a comparatively clean pair of underpants in the locker room, put them on instead and skedaddled. No one ever found out.
Could have just gone commando…
Yea using someone else’s underwear sounds way more discussing than just going commando.
Explain thy how the fuck.
I wonder if they could invent socks with a toe-print reader and a silent gps alarm… And while we’re at it, let’s add some exercise tracking stuff for runners. Only $500 and a monthly subscription!
$500, monthly subscription, and your GPS and foot data get sold for advertising purposes
Consider it an investment if you can also sell the realtime state of your feet via onlyfans. Even better if there’s an amateur podiatry chat for the real freaks.
“The way they’re curling their toes, they gotta be doing something good.”
“Get arch support”
“Sleep chat?”
“Seriously, get arch support”
“I use Arch (support) BTW”
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He’d notice as the changed out his shoes and actually decided not to wear socks.
And now I can’t remember whether I’d wear socks in my climbing shoes.
I’m repulsed and afraid.
The “repulsed” bit I totally get. What are they “afraid” of, though? That it’ll happen again?
Are they afraid for humanity in general? There are much worse things out there, pal. Read the news sometime.
It’s reasonable to be afraid that someone who stole JUST your socks might be stalking you or something
Why did he take his socks off to go bouldering?
You wear most climbing shoes without socks.
