Just as the title says, tell me your most recent dream and I will perform a dream analysis of dubious distinction. Trust me I’m an expert.
I was trying to see if the road up a small mountain connected to the other side while using the topographical map layer. I struggled to see the roads because dark mode doesn’t provide enough contrast between land and road. It was night time and some facility near the top had sodium lamps giving it a yellow glow.
I went to take a shower and in my shower there was a big sturdy spider web with 4-6 big/adult cockroaches suspended in it. I got a small kitchen knife and stabbed the roaches with it. Once I killed them all I woke up.
I have had problems with roaches in that shower before. Not an infestation, but they would find their way up through the drain every once in a while. And I’m pretty afraid of them. The small kitchen knife was a little paring/peeling knife that I bought recently.
I appreciated that there was a spider who was able to catch the roaches, but worried that there were so many of them in the first place.Please analyze this. Thank you.
I don’t remember most but sometimes I manage to write them down. This one was a scary one:
I was looking through a smart home camera on my phone that was pointing at me sitting in bed*. But soon I noticed this wasn’t actually me in the picture and it wasn’t a live feed, it was a recording… Who was that?? Then the recording ended and it switch to the actual live feed of me. But someone was lying on the floor next to my bed, only visible in the feed. I jumped up and ran to the camera to get it. I held it closer and realized it was someone I knew back then from school who committed suicide. He started screaming at me and I woke up.
* no I don’t have any creepy bedroom cameras in real life!
Hatsune Miku wanted a haircut
Analysis: You need to get out more.
We arrived at some place and we all had backpacks. I wanted to leave my backpack in the car but the people I was with insisted we bring them in with us. We get to like a lobby or something and are informed that no backpacks are allowed, and he offers us a small cubby to put the backpacks in. My friends (I guess? I don’t remember who these people were) started arguing that it was too small, and the host kept offering us larger and larger storage spaces, until it was basically a walk-in closet, but my companions were still complaining.
Your life is in transition, and you haven’t decided which of many paths before you you want to take. You risk rejecting all paths foreward and could stall. Staying for a short spell isn’t always a bad thing, but be careful of losing momentum and growing complacent.
Thank you CapuccinoCoretto! For a free shitty analysis, I gotta say this was pretty on-the-nose. 😜
I literally just woke up from one. I was right outside our house and the neighbour’s family were in the process of building a foot bridge to the field behind the house. They had dug up part of the steep hill just next to the house, leveled a small area and placed big rocks in a circle (makeshift seats) with the idea to have tale nights there, possibly with a fire in the middle. While hanging around the works, a friend of the family learns of my intention to grow weed and offers their field, up the hill, adding that his dad should completely okay with it.
A second later I see a couple I’ve never met before, europeans, young -strap themselves on a harness tied to a zipline that’s connected to somewhere in the ocean. I zipline with them to figure out where they’re going : it’s a friend of theirs standing on a small, barely emerged rock in the middle of the bay, holding the other end of the zipline. We land on the rock. A girl in a kayak passes nearby, taunts me. I lose balance, fall in the water. My life jacket keeps me face down in the waves. I drown.
You have been wronged by someone close to you. Nothing egregious, but you bare scars and resentment. You are too well mannered to address your greivances, and likely consider direct confrontation, poor taste, and not likely to be accepted by your peers. You think it would be seen as petty of you.
Your preferred option is to have someone else who was a witness to your wronging, to stand up for you as a disinterested 3rd party, the opening up the door for redress and justice while maintaining your composure. The problem is, no one is standing up for you and you know it. You now understand that your preferred path only leads to nowhere.
You have a choice to make. Wear your scars in disgrace. Confront your agressor in what will be a pyrrhic victory at best, or seek a third option - anonymous petty revenge. Perhaps a campaign of malicious compliance, I can’t tell more specifics because you haven’t fully considered all your options.
all my dreams are nightmares that usually incorporate three of the following:
- military enlistment
- zombies
- brutal killing of family members
- violent attacks from family members
- long timespans (once lived in a dream for 80 years)
- time travel - forward and backward
- getting arms, legs, and torso ripped off while alive and awake enough to experience the horrors
- helplessly watching my children die in horrific ways
- witnessing the apocalypse first hand
there’s probably more, but my brain is blocking them.
I need one actual dream, not a thematic summary of perceived patterns.
I travelled the world and the seven seas and everybody around me was looking for something.
Who am I to disagree?
Sweet.
Sweet!
For some reason our daycare had the offer to extend opening hours, but with different staff and you had to pay extra. We decided to book it, but then our kids did not want to go, because of the new staff. Mixed in some other random convoluted stuff, did not make any sense at all 😅
I need the details of the random convoluted stuff. What doesn’t make sense to you is everything to a dream analysis. It’s essential. Try your best to recall and give me what details you can.
Really hard to recall. It was mainly about the “terms” of the daycare extension 😅. Like, it somehow started out that the new teachers were there during normal opening hours and the parents also were there in the afternoon, and nobody knew yet that those new teachers were for the extension offer. So, everyone was confused when the new schedule was introduced. Yeah, convoluten, as I said 😩
my kid climed on the kitchen shelfs, and the whole kitchen has fallen on the kid. everyone told me i can make a new kid, and i have money for the kitchen.
i woke up crying.
You need to open a creative outlet. Something like a restaurant or an art studio or a music hall or maybe a band, but you are insecure about it. Unsure if you can make it a success, you have an abnormally large fear of failure, and not because you can’t afford to make the gamble, but because you don’t want the stigma of being the looser who tried and failed at something so important to you. You realize that not trying at all is the greater failure and certain to happen if you allow yourself to be dominated by your fears. In the end, you realize that your fears are unfounded, and it won’t hurt to fail nearly as much as never try at all.
You’ll do it, and be great at it.
lmao
sorry for your loss
I was on a sailing ship trying to deliver a very important package. For some reason, a wooden tall ship was the only ship that would work for this specific task.
There was a talking chicken in the crow’s nest named Winona who informed me that she got the job because chickens don’t get seasick.
… and apparently, according to a chicken-keeper on c/NoStupidQuestions, that’s actually quite plausible.
You feel adrift, or directionless in life. There are many places you want to go, things you want to do and goals to accomplish. What you don’t have is a solid plan to get there. In the absence of said plan, you’ll reach out to any idiot for guidance. Not that you’ll take the guidance to heart, or even act on it. Just that you’ll listen to anything from anyone for inspiration on charting your own course, no matter how shitty the advice or person giving it. You won’t judge or push away the people around you, but you will make up your own mind. Anyone can come along with you for the journey, for as long as your paths stay aligned.
Fucked my whole day up today. I was with a romantic partner, we got accosted at a gas station by two guys one grabbed her and had a gun to her head. I shot him and called her by the wrong name and she started crying and left. I called the cops, then my parents to let them know. Mom’s best friend answered the phone and was super cheerful, which is not like her at all. I went in the gas station and bought a pack of cigarettes. Cops never came.
That reads like a movie by the bastard son of Jim Jarmusch and Woody Allen
Definitely had some coffee and cigarettes vibes.
Analysis: You are aprehensive about some negative and chaotic forces in your life that you can’t control. You are worried about what you are capable of if push comes to shove. You don’t want to become that person, fearful about what you will think about yourself and what other will think about you.
You are even more worried if you are forced to become a monster you loath, that others will think nothing of it. If those in your circle can accept a monster who was forced to become something terrible like it was normal, who are these people you’ve let into your life?
Insightful, thanks.
Complete shit, 100%.
I think the last one I had, or at least had stuck with me, is a weird one. So, to start, it’s completely unrealistic since I know my dad would neved act like he did in the dream… outside of when I was a child and he was either playing with me or trying to calm me down.
Yeah, so the parts I remember are my room having LED lights around the edge of the ceiling, purple-ish pink. It was soft lighting. Room was arranged how it was back when I had the dream. So, the parts I remember is my dad coming in and rubbing his beard all across my stomach, shirt up, despite me telling him to stop repeatedly. I couldn’t stop him.
Next part I remember is them being in a car, behind my mother who was driving, my oldest brother in passengers seat. We were in a tunnel with that same purple colour lighting it up. We talk about what happened because dream me found it traumatic. I remember the conversation ending with me being told and agreeing that I should talk to my father about what happened, followed by leaving the tunnel and the dream ending.
Not the craziest dream I’ve had, but yeah.
Analysis: Your subconcious is drawing parallels between when your dad would blow raspberries on your belly and you would laugh as a child, vs when you grew too old for that and just hated the scratchy beard and the invasion of personal space. It stopped being funny long ago.
You dream of a transition because you are at another part of your life that is fundamentally different than the one before, and a major figure in your life, not necessarily your dad, still treats you like the old you, not the current you. You’ve acknowledged that you have to take control of the situation and get the offending forces in your life to respect who you now are and how you expect to be treated. Could be family, a boss at work. It’s not clear who or how, but it is clear you’ve grown and others haven’t kept up.
Damn it’s hard for me to believe this is complete shit. It’s really convincing
It’s shit, but it’s good shit.
I was supposed to wash windows on a skyscraper but there was something wrong with the lift thing so I couldn’t do it until it was fixed, and I was really pissed because it meant I was going to be really behind schedule.
For reference, I have never cleaned windows for a living.
You know something or someone is holding you back from being your best self and achieving an important goal. You’ve come to realize subconsciously, that the problem won’t go away on its own, and waiting out the problem will surely end the dream. You’ve decided to take action, but what form it will take, you don’t yet know.
I haven’t had a dream in 4 years.
You have them every night, you just haven’t remembered a dream in 4 years. If you didn’t dream you would be dead. As I’m on Lemmy and not a ouija board, I’m going to go with the obvious. Even the absence of remembered dreams says something.
Analysis: While life is far from perfect, you are just a terribly well adjusted individual. Your conscious and subconscious self get along well, talk frequently, and generally agree on things across all domains. You have an exceptionally well honed intuition of what is and isn’t in your control, and while you don’t always like what is found, you accept it fully and rationally. You are just a really down to earth, hoopy frood who really knows where his towel is. When real disaster strikes and people panic, you will just deal with what’s there, camly and confidently to the best of your abilities.
